Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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