so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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