all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Just invented taco cereal.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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