Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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