By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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