im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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