Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
