Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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