called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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