yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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