Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You are a genius and a whore.
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