happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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