no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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