and i looked up. we had an audience...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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