I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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