there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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