Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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