Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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