I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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