can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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