take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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