Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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