"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You were trust falling into bushes
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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