Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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