Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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