don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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