Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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