sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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