apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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