No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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