Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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