i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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