Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
i think im in europe. pls send help
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