i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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