Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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