He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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