I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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