I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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