Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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