There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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