Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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