Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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