Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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