Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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