Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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