She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Randomize
