she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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