i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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