he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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