he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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