I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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