we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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