are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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